Trailer Trash: Three Musketeers

FyreHaar: oh god, did you see the three musketeers trailer?
Sonic Rob: a while ago I saw one
FyreHaar: see the new one
FyreHaar: don’t be drinking anything
FyreHaar: I am all for putting a fresh spin on classic tales
FyreHaar: but this is just whack
Sonic Rob: orly?
FyreHaar: two words, straight from the pit of hell
FyreHaar: steam
FyreHaar: punk
Sonic Rob: oh dear =(
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Trailer Trash – Thor Trailer and Avenger Chat

FyreHaar: Thor trailer

FyreHaar: have you seen it

SonicRob: neeope


FyreHaar: watch and discuss

SonicRob: wait wait wait

FyreHaar: ??

SonicRob: this is directed by who now?

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2nd DoW2 Expansion Announced; Rob Swears a Lot

Sonic Rob: WAAAGHHHH!!!
FyreHaar: the comments are amazing
FyreHaar: 90% of them are “yay Ork in a pirate hat, yay!”
FyreHaar: and the others are all “DOWII sucks”
Sonic Rob: looks like a Freebooterz Kaptin
Sonic Rob: fucking SC2 nubs
Sonic Rob: fuck off
Sonic Rob: I’m sorry you can’t win a match without turtling up in a base
FyreHaar: they all complain that it’s too fast or that you have to get strategic points
Sonic Rob: DOW makes you get out there and fucking fight!
FyreHaar: exactly!!!
Sonic Rob: CnB was talking about playing SC2 last night
Sonic Rob: apparently a lot of people put together a single rush
Sonic Rob: if it doesn’t work, they sit there and wait to die
FyreHaar: damn
FyreHaar: this dude is talking shit about the story line of DOW II
FyreHaar: and how he has nothing in common with a space marine
FyreHaar: of course you don’t you stupid fucker
FyreHaar: jesus
Sonic Rob: wtf?
Sonic Rob: you wanna play a RTS where the units are all fat gamers?

Trailer Chat: The Green Hornet

Sonic Rob: if seth rogen is not fat, is he still seth rogen?

Sonic Rob: it’s like a tree falling in the forest kinda thing

FyreHaar: Seth Rogen not fat is like Seth Rogen

FyreHaar: for the ladies

FyreHaar: like, we like him when he’s schlubby and charming, but with a little more muscle definition he definitely starts to move the mercury

FyreHaar: I like skinny Seth

FyreHaar: I don’t really have any knowledge of the pre-history of the GH

FyreHaar: and I have to say that preview seems to indicate a fun summer action movie with lots of the funny

FyreHaar: and a sweet car with guns

Sonic Rob: well, it’s Michele Gondry directing

FyreHaar: OOOhhhh!

FyreHaar: Gondry!

Sonic Rob: so I expect that the movie will suck fucking donkey balls until the third act

FyreHaar: It’s got Tom Wilkinson, who is good in everything

FyreHaar: he’s like the thinking man’s Harvey Keitel

Sonic Rob: how come he never lives past the halfway point of a film?

FyreHaar: better things to do

Sonic Rob: got another movie to be in

FyreHaar: “I’m due on the West End next week, hurry it up and write me out!”

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Trailer Trash: Let Me In

So here we have a very noisy trailer for the totally unnecessary US remake of Let The Right One In, which was mostly quiet and all the scarier for it.

I am by default opposed to this sort of remake – the immediate do-over in American English as soon as a film finds any sort of success abroad. It seems like fixing something that ain’t broke for lack of any better ideas.