FyreHaar: Thor trailer
FyreHaar: have you seen it
FyreHaar: watch and discuss
SonicRob: wait wait wait
SonicRob: this is directed by who now?
SonicRob: Iron Man was directed by Jon Favreau
SonicRob: the guy who did fucking “Elf”
SonicRob: Spider-Man? Sam Raimi.
SonicRob: You’re giving Thor to Kenneth “people will watch Shakespeare if Denzel is in it” Branagh?
FyreHaar: Denzel was good
SonicRob: and Keanu?
FyreHaar: and Branagh can do that Shakespearen style of family drama
FyreHaar: that works when the family is gods
FyreHaar: I liked his “Hamlet”
FyreHaar: Dude, Keanu was a risk and a failure
FyreHaar: but brother was trying
FyreHaar: and Denzel was the bomb
FyreHaar: 90% of that movie was the bomb
FyreHaar: I can forgive the Keanu
SonicRob: is that Cap’s shield hitting the ground, or a SHIELD logo?
FyreHaar: SHIELD logo
FyreHaar: caps shield is round
FyreHaar: and in Tony Stark’s lab
SonicRob: oh God, I keep forgetting how terrible Natalie Portman is
FyreHaar: I like her
FyreHaar: and how can you tell, you see her for about 8 seconds
FyreHaar: It looks comic booky in the vein of Iron Man
SonicRob: she is the worst part of this trailer
SonicRob: what I liked about Iron Man was watching the characters interact
SonicRob: the whiz-bang stuff was really mostly fun because I got to watch Downey play off it
SonicRob: everyone in trailer seems so serious
SonicRob: but as you say, it’s just a trailer
FyreHaar: the humans will be the comic relief
FyreHaar: for the super serious asgardians
FyreHaar: and we will get to watch Thor learn about human stuff
FyreHaar: also, he is delicious
FyreHaar: I mean, yeah, shirt off = good
FyreHaar: he’s no RDJ
FyreHaar: but he’s no slouch
FyreHaar: although Ruffalo instad of Norton = ROBBED!!
FyreHaar: have they not seen American History X? The man can put on the hot
FyreHaar: He was so good looking in that movie I felt guilty
FyreHaar: for liking a nazi that much
SonicRob: you have changed the topic from the trailer to sexy nazis
SonicRob: anyway, Norton wanted the movie to be about Bruce Banner, Marvel wanted more Hulkyness
FyreHaar: I’m just saying
FyreHaar: I feel like we got traded down
SonicRob: if he wanted that much control he should have directed the thing
FyreHaar: he was gracious about it
SonicRob: it just sounds like he was difficult
FyreHaar: did you finish the trailer?
FyreHaar: also he is notorious for that
FyreHaar: are we a yes
FyreHaar: a second weekend
FyreHaar: a matinee?
FyreHaar: or is Portman a deal breaker
SonicRob: I would hit it up first weekend, but I don’t think I’d brave opening night
SonicRob: there is room for it to be an Iron-Man style surprise
SonicRob: but it is not a lock
FyreHaar: That is how I feel
FyreHaar: I will lower my expectations
FyreHaar: to – lots of explosions and fighting
FyreHaar: -some cheeky bits
SonicRob: I am afraid there will be much ponderous pontificating and nobody on screen will be having fun
FyreHaar: that would suck
SonicRob: I like action movies where the characters enjoy themselves
SonicRob: I empathize, and thus have fun myself
FyreHaar: even in the Batman reboot there is fun amongst the gothic drama
2 thoughts on “Trailer Trash – Thor Trailer and Avenger Chat”
Poop, it won’t let me watch it. Looks like the video got taken down =[ I wanna see Thor!!
sorry Baker, I’m sure it will be back soon!