FyreHaar: Thor trailer
FyreHaar: have you seen it
SonicRob: neeope
FyreHaar: http://www.pajiba.com/trailers/to-fight-the-horde-sing-and-cry-valhalla-i-am-coming-thor-trailer.php
FyreHaar: watch and discuss
SonicRob: wait wait wait
FyreHaar: ??
SonicRob: this is directed by who now?
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SonicRob: I really hope you enjoy the cabin, I always feel like one of the lost boys up there
FyreHaar: long weekends are the way to go
FyreHaar: there is a lake right?
SonicRob: there is
FyreHaar: for swimmin?
SonicRob: it should be survivably warm, yeah
FyreHaar: I have a wetsuit
SonicRob: it’s glacier runoff
FyreHaar: wet suit it is!
FyreHaar: yo yo yo
SonicRob: sup sup sup
SonicRob: I can ride a motorcycle!
SonicRob: I feel like someone dropped one on me tho
FyreHaar: that was you
FyreHaar: if I remember correctly
SonicRob: oh yeah!
FyreHaar: I don’t know man
FyreHaar: my energy just got sapped
SonicRob: I am tired
SonicRob: I don’t want to be here anymore
SonicRob: today
FyreHaar: ditto
FyreHaar: let’s make a pact
SonicRob: we must bring salvation back
SonicRob: where there is love
SonicRob: I’ll be there
FyreHaar: what song is that
SonicRob: “I’ll Be There”
FyreHaar: did you just wuote Michael Jackson at me?
FyreHaar: WTF man!
SonicRob: uh
FyreHaar: and why do you know that?
SonicRob: would it be better if I quoted Mariah Carey at you?
FyreHaar: no!
SonicRob: The Baker listens to Kiss-Fm! I can’t help it!
Sonic Rob: if seth rogen is not fat, is he still seth rogen?
Sonic Rob: it’s like a tree falling in the forest kinda thing
FyreHaar: Seth Rogen not fat is like Seth Rogen
FyreHaar: for the ladies
FyreHaar: like, we like him when he’s schlubby and charming, but with a little more muscle definition he definitely starts to move the mercury
FyreHaar: I like skinny Seth
FyreHaar: I don’t really have any knowledge of the pre-history of the GH
FyreHaar: and I have to say that preview seems to indicate a fun summer action movie with lots of the funny
FyreHaar: and a sweet car with guns
Sonic Rob: well, it’s Michele Gondry directing
FyreHaar: OOOhhhh!
FyreHaar: Gondry!
Sonic Rob: so I expect that the movie will suck fucking donkey balls until the third act
FyreHaar: It’s got Tom Wilkinson, who is good in everything
FyreHaar: he’s like the thinking man’s Harvey Keitel
Sonic Rob: how come he never lives past the halfway point of a film?
FyreHaar: better things to do
Sonic Rob: got another movie to be in
FyreHaar: “I’m due on the West End next week, hurry it up and write me out!”
Sonic Rob: oh fuck, we watched New Moon last night
Sonic Rob: we thought it would be stupid, mindless laugh-at-the-movie fun
Sonic Rob: it was fucking pain rendered in photons
FyreHaar: dude
FyreHaar: were you drunk?
FyreHaar: I think you need to be drunk
FyreHaar: the site is fucklered
FyreHaar: I have no idea what to do
Sonic Rob: greaaaaaat
Sonic Rob: ok, let’s have a look at this
FyreHaar: we can just delete it
FyreHaar: and it will re-gen the correct way
FyreHaar: but I’m leery of that
Sonic Rob: I didn’t upload anything to our FTP, did you?
FyreHaar: nope
FyreHaar: it was a hack I think
Sonic Rob: bah fuck
Sonic Rob: are you logged into the site right now?
FyreHaar: yes
FyreHaar: we need to back up
Sonic Rob: you can handle this as easily as I can
FyreHaar: but that is besides the point
FyreHaar: instruct me!
Sonic Rob: you know as much as I do
Sonic Rob: um
Sonic Rob: hm
FyreHaar: oh god
FyreHaar: I really don’t know what to do
FyreHaar: I will ask teh google
Sonic Rob: ok
FyreHaar: I’m going to backup
FyreHaar: and then upgrade
Sonic Rob: sounds good
Sonic Rob: /fingercross
FyreHaar: w00t!!!!
FyreHaar: up!
Sonic Rob: you win!
FyreHaar: victory!
Sonic Rob: take that, China!
FyreHaar: or Russia or what have you!
Sonic Rob: we have found a microscopic animal
Sonic Rob: the water bear
Sonic Rob: it is resilient, difficult to destroy
Sonic Rob: and BIOLOGICALLY IMMORTAL
Sonic Rob: which is to say it can’t die of old age
FyreHaar: that is possible
FyreHaar: if the cells renew themselves and replace themselves
Sonic Rob: it is in fact real
Sonic Rob: the fucked part is
Sonic Rob: what are we doing with them?
Sonic Rob: the Russians are fucking launching them to one of the moons of mars
Sonic Rob: to try and test the theory of panspermia
FyreHaar: ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
FyreHaar: their culture will destroy ours in a million years
Sonic Rob: for REAL
Sonic Rob: they are FUCKING IMMORTAL
Sonic Rob: some day our space bear children will return
FyreHaar: they will fuck us to take back the earth and gain revenge for our banishing them
FyreHaar: it could be good times
Sonic Rob: uh
Sonic Rob: no
Sonic Rob: having your angry, better-evolved child species return from space to destroy you is never good
FyreHaar: it could be kind of a litmus for human colonization
FyreHaar: first step
FyreHaar: do the water bears die?
FyreHaar: no?
FyreHaar: okay
FyreHaar: send the chickens
Sonic Rob: chickens are not biologically immortal
Sonic Rob: they are biologically tasty
FyreHaar: mmm
Sonic Rob: oh man
Sonic Rob: what if earth was populated by some retard species on another planet, to see if their theory of panspermia was real?
Sonic Rob: they loaded a rocket up with sea monkeys and launched it here
FyreHaar: weird, we got backtracked
SonicRob: automatically generated
SonicRob:“may” be related
SonicRob:we have the most random blog on Earth
FyreHaar: hey, that’s an achievement!
SonicRob:ding
SonicRob:10 bloggerscore
FyreHaar: one guy I messaged
FyreHaar: Don’t cap with your whole army
FyreHaar: and they sit there
SonicRob: are you fucking serious?
FyreHaar: yes
FyreHaar: We would win a skirmish and they would want to stop and catch their breath
FyreHaar: I’m like, we need to keep at them, keep fighting
FyreHaar: keep them on the defensive
FyreHaar: we need to play together
SonicRob: why were they out of breath? were they clicking really hard?