FyreHaar: some dude was like, oh if you kill all the bases with you tanks then the SM only have to face heretics!
FyreHaar: jackass
SonicRob: he is a liar
SonicRob: talking out of his rectum
SonicRob: people do that
SonicRob: they know that few have all the facts
FyreHaar: they just assume that will work
SonicRob: so they make stuff up
SonicRob: to take false authority
SonicRob: this is the domain of Tzeentch
Tag: chat
Chat Box
SonicRob: god, let’s hop not
FyreHaar: faith hop and charity
FyreHaar: Seventh Day Advent Hopists!
SonicRob: the greatest of these is hop
SonicRob: faith, hip hop, and charity
FyreHaar: they greatest of these is..
FyreHaar: Krunk!!!
SonicRob: Lil John, our lord and producer
SonicRob: lead us not into drugs and burning out, but deliver us sick beats and ill flow
FyreHaar: In the name of the rapper, the producer, the hype man and the flygirl
Chat Box
SonicRob: Amazon lists Dante’s Inferno as inspired by “the first book of Dante’s epic poem”. Can you imagine someone being bummed out cause it isn’t Purgatorio?
FyreHaar: heh
FyreHaar: “Whaaa, I thought it was Paradiso where you ride fluffy white clouds and have to help ponies get their angel wings?
Chat Box – State of the Industry
SonicRob: http://www.edge-online.com/news/ex-infinity-ward-bosses-sue-activision
SonicRob: oh shiiiiiiit
SonicRob: activision descends to a new level
SonicRob: firing the guys who made MW2 to avoid paying out a bonus
SonicRob: if it’s true, that is
FyreHaar: oh fuck
FyreHaar: “Instead of thanking, lauding, or just plain paying Jason and Vince for giving Activision the most successful entertainment product ever offered to the public,
FyreHaar: daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnn
SonicRob: “After all we have given to Activision, we shouldn’t have to sue to get paid.”
SonicRob: a $1 billion game
Chat Box
SonicRob: hey, it’s leet o’clock
FyreHaar: oh god
FyreHaar: put that away
SonicRob: bwahaha
Chat Box
SonicRob: new space marine screens
FyreHaar: yay!
SonicRob: ultramarines vs.
SonicRob: goffs?
FyreHaar: sendy el linko
SonicRob: http://us.thq.com/us/game/screenshots/5286/1
SonicRob: I call bullshit
SonicRob: that is maya with photoshop on top of it
SonicRob: when you say you are posting “screens”
SonicRob: do not post concept art
SonicRob: this bodes ill
SonicRob: they are playing us false
SonicRob: these people ain’t got shit
FyreHaar: I’m with you
FyreHaar: there’s no way
FyreHaar: that is real time
FyreHaar: however,
FyreHaar: if it is this is the best looking game ever
SonicRob: that is why it is not
FyreHaar: here
FyreHaar: they could be screenshots from a cut scene
SonicRob: you wanna tell me that these jackoffs are the ones who finally figured out how to get a playstation to properly anti-alias?
FyreHaar: those are not screen shots from a PS3
FyreHaar: maybe from a godbox PC
SonicRob: CGI stills, maybe
SonicRob: I still think concept art
FyreHaar: it’s ad copy
SonicRob: they look too painterly
FyreHaar: very conmetaical
FyreHaar: cinematical
SonicRob: wow
FyreHaar: ?
SonicRob: does it possess the property of meta, en espanol?
SonicRob: con-meta-ical
FyreHaar: portugese, actually!
Chat Box
SonicRob: you know how most people say “pew pew”?
SonicRob: Dethlok says “dük dük dük”
SonicRob: apparently his pew pew is very heavy
Chat Box
FyreHaar: omg
SonicRob: ?
FyreHaar: god damnit I’m tired of this!!
FyreHaar: I’m tired of listening to a song and finding new meaning in it and realizing that my life before was sort of colourless without tragedy to inform it
SonicRob: wtf?
FyreHaar: I just get this feeling that everyone who has experienced trauma has a club that people who haven’t don’t get
SonicRob: I’d just as soon skip the trauma and not get it, thanks
Chat Box
SonicRob: om nom nom
FyreHaar: Noms done!
FyreHaar: work time!
SonicRob: I mean nomming on work
FyreHaar: yes!
FyreHaar: Nom Nom Nom!!!
SonicRob: as though it were scenery and you are Al Pacino
FyreHaar: tasty works
FyreHaar: gnash, rawr, gnaw!!!!!!!!
SonicRob: hooah!
Chat Box
SonicRob: Ridley Scott has a Robin Hood movie coming out with Russel Crowe
FyreHaar: Old news
SonicRob: looks ordinary
SonicRob: trailer is out
FyreHaar: Sienna miller had been cast as Marian, but they changed it cuz she was too young for Crowe
SonicRob: it’s Cate Blanchett
FyreHaar: fucking a right
SonicRob: still looks boring
FyreHaar: it’s Robin Hood
FyreHaar: Errol Flynn took it, beat it, sexed it and wrapped it in a bow
FyreHaar: nothing left to say
SonicRob: well this is another one where he’s all grim and revengey
SonicRob: being Robin Hood looks like no fun
SonicRob: you’re just dirty and angry and sometimes covered in blood
FyreHaar: and somehow getting your revenge makes you happy and fulfilled!!
FyreHaar: there’s no PTSD in medieval times!
FyreHaar: would you like a pepsi with that?