Chat Box: Special Guest Chat

Sig Fem Seks: So when are you getting LA Noire?
Sonic Rob: $40
Sonic Rob: or the GOTY edition
Sonic Rob: I want the one that has all these extra cases
Sig Fem Seks: That’s a shame
Sig Fem Seks: You could be playing it right now
Sig Fem Seks: and enjoying it
Sonic Rob: I have heard lots of good things
Sonic Rob: seems like a good time to buy Red Dead Redemption ;P
Sig Fem Seks: You still haven’t played that, have you?
Sonic Rob: neeeope
Sonic Rob: I am always about a year behind
Sig Fem Seks: You are a fucking criminal
Sonic Rob: I am immune to hype
Sig Fem Seks: You love missing out on fun!
Sig Fem Seks: You are not immune to that!
Sonic Rob: It is the modern equivalent of mortification of the flesh
Sonic Rob: It brings me closer to 8-Bit God
Sig Fem Seks: You know what brings me closer to 8-Bit God? A HEMI!
Sig Fem Seks: I… what
Sonic Rob: uh
Sonic Rob: well
Sonic Rob: that went
Sonic Rob: somewhere
Sig Fem Seks: No but seriously, Red Dead and LA Noire are beautiful games
Sig Fem Seks: they’re less gamey and more cinematic
Sig Fem Seks: You would really appreciate them
Sonic Rob: I want gamey, goddammit!
Sonic Rob: I want to play games, not play movies
Sonic Rob: I watch movies for movieness
Sig Fem Seks: Hahaha, that’s not what I mean
Sig Fem Seks: They’re so unique, so complete
Sig Fem Seks: Like a full media experience that you play
Sig Fem Seks: I dunno, it’s hard to explain. They’re intense?
Sig Fem Seks: They envoke feelings and emotions I’ve never got from other games
Sonic Rob: is it like a feast for the senses kind of thing?
Sig Fem Seks: Yeah, that’s a good way to put it
Sonic Rob: envoke needs to be a word
Sig Fem Seks: it’s like invoke, but better
Sonic Rob: it evokes something too
Sonic Rob: it both reminds you of something and summons it
Sig Fem Seks: Exactly
Sig Fem Seks: But yeah, play the damn Rockstar games
Sig Fem Seks: They make exactly what I want in video games
Sonic Rob: D=
Sonic Rob: you had to bring up State of Emergency?
Sig Fem Seks: I always played as the big black guy who was, surprise surprise, an escaped convict
Sonic Rob: That game was the biggest disappointment since sex with me
Sig Fem Seks: Sex with you really is a sad experience.
Sonic Rob: I can’t help it. I lost my virginity to Ingmar Bergman

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