FyreHaar: if the Baker was having your baby, would you attend the birth?
FyreHaar: there have been some headlines lately about celebrity dads not attending the births of their children
FyreHaar: and I’m just wondering if dudes aren’t into it.
Sonic Rob: wha guh gah
Sonic Rob: If she what now?
FyreHaar: purely hypothetical
Sonic Rob: it better be!
Sonic Rob: is there anything I need to know?
FyreHaar: no, it’s just a hypothetical question!!!!!
Sonic Rob: /hyperventilate
Sonic Rob: of course I’d be there
Sonic Rob: I’m her ride
he’d better be there, it would be inappropriate to squeeze the nurse’s hand until it bled