“Mom calls cops to thwart video-game-playing son” from the San Francisco Chronicle.
Seriously?? The headline makes it sound like they had to save her from some psychotic high functioning 25 year old who was having a psychotic break. The truth of the matter: She called the cops because her 14 year old son wouldn’t stop playing video games.
Let’s reframe the proposition shall we?
“Public safety funds wasted by woman who insists on letting electronic devices and law enforcement do her parenting for her.”
or perhaps
“Woman who lack even a modicum of parenting skills falls back on public servants when an ill fated first attempt at discipline fails.”
I mean FFS. Your 14 year old won’t stop playing games, what do you do? First you ask them to stop. Then you tell them to stop. Then you unplug the console and carry it into your bedroom and put it under your pillow. You also take the TV remote with you, as most TVs these days require one to function at all. On Monday you sell the console and get you and your kid into joint counseling/parenting sessions. Because if your kid is up at 2:30 AM playing GTA, he’s not the onlyone with the problem.
-fyrehaar
I, for one, am pleased to see that our police are still capable of *thwarting*. Hopefully this story about the thwartation of a young boy will discourage any mad scientists or supervillains currently plotting in our midst.