SonicRob: If I could just get a couple of wins, I’d hit level 6
FyreHaar: awww, you’re a big ork now!!!
SonicRob: ha
SonicRob: how’s level 30 treating you, humie?
FyreHaar: getting there
FyreHaar: still on 28
SonicRob: zog
SonicRob: how often do you not play?
Tag: chat
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Sonic Rob: best horror movie cast ever: Benicio Del Toro, Anthony Hopkins, Hugo Weaving, and Emily Blunt in the Wolfman
Sonic Rob: The idea of Benicio Del Toro, New Yawk accent and all, as Hopkins’ son in a Victorian period piece is perfect
Sonic Rob: they’re not taking this too seriously
FyreHaar: awesome!!!
FyreHaar: hopkins reportedly ate 14 set pieces during pick ups!
Sonic Rob: set pieces are full of fiber
Sonic Rob: Hugo Weaving’s doctor put him on a strict diet of scenery for LOTR
FyreHaar: more dramatic and a cleaner colon!!
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Sonic Rob: If you are a rock frontwomen, you need to have double balls to really pull it off. You cannot have no balls.
Sonic Rob: Joan Jett had triple balls.
FyreHaar: Joan Jett was just balls, she had, like fifty goddamned dicks
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SonicRob: well, he thinks he’s a space marine at the time
SonicRob: and meets en emperoro penguin
SonicRob: who hails him back
SonicRob: whoa, my typing is so bad it’s turning into spanish
FyreHaar: awesome!
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SonicRob: who?
FyreHaar: he’s a procyclist
FyreHaar: rides with you know, Lance Armstrong
SonicRob: I read that as proctologist
FyreHaar: hee hee
SonicRob: he rides with one gloved finger pointed at the front of the pack
FyreHaar: ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SonicRob: this is how Lance wins
FyreHaar: OMG lol
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Rob: I wasted my orbomb in that last match
Rob: enemy standing around, I drop, they spread out
Rob: got 2 scout squads
Rob: tank and avatar dodged it
Fyrehaar: the trick is to engage
Fyrehaar: so they won’t think it’s coming
Rob: target my position. full purification spread
Fyrehaar: indeed
Fyrehaar: someone must stay to place the targeting beacon
Fyrehaar: you’re not fighting troops
Fyrehaar: you’re not fighting a race
Fyrehaar: you’re fighting a geek
Fyrehaar: make him shit it
Fyrehaar: and you’ll win
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Fyrehaar: missy came on after lil kim
Fyrehaar: i like it when she says nonsensical stuff
Rob: she is truly funky
Fyrehaar: i like that when a male rapper guests on her track he seems subservient
Fyrehaar: not like a highlight
Rob: she is a feminist
Rob: but is Kim a feminist?
Fyrehaar: in action if not in her professed position
Fyrehaar: kim is not a feminist
Fyrehaar: she is complicit in her own oppression
Rob: does she reclaim her own body by using it as a weapon?
Fyrehaar: she is exploiting her self
Fyrehaar: while she is aggressive
Fyrehaar: it is in a way that plays into male aggression and abets it
Rob: is she aggressively submissive?
Fyrehaar: yeah
Rob: that’s just weird
Fyrehaar: Missy is aggressive
Fyrehaar: but she doesn’t negate herself
Fyrehaar: she doesn’t seem to mold herself to fit a set of expectations based around male privilege
Fyrehaar: lil kim aggrandizes her ability to please men and be like
Rob: well, Kim is aggressive in an expected way. Missy is aggressive on a much broader scale
Fyrehaar: yeah
Rob: like her weirdness is aggressive
Fyrehaar: nicely put
Rob: she’s not just loud and crude
Fyrehaar: yup
Fyrehaar: like Beck
Rob: Lil’ Kim assaults your ears and your junk. Missy Elliott assaults your reality!
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Rob: although I hear they let you keep the Lector mask when you go home
Rob: hell of a conversation piece
Fyrehaar: for real
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fyrehaar: if you’re not good at this game
fyrehaar: then who cares about you!!!
Rob: haha
Rob: that is a pretty messed up thing to say, if you take it out of context
fyrehaar: that’s why I put it out of context!!
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Rob: many gossip bloggers I like hate Katy Perry
Rob: I’ve never actually heard a nice thing said about her
Rob: but I would totally hit that
Rob: she looks like Zooey Deschanal with mile-long legs stapled on
fyrehaar: Oh yeah
fyrehaar: but she’s a jackass
fyrehaar: it’s like she and Lady Gaga are those two girls who always hang out with Two Face
Rob: sugar and spice?
fyrehaar: yeah
fyrehaar: but both crappy!
Rob: awesome