Tag: chat

FyreHaar: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1961693/
Sonic Rob: Bosco?
Sonic Rob: B.A. Baracus’ first name is Bosco?
FyreHaar: there is a reason no one uses it
FyreHaar: as long as he still drinks milk and hates to fly
Sonic Rob: that’s like finding out HP Lovecraft’s first name is Honeypot
FyreHaar: cute!

FyreHaar: someone tried to call out James Joyce for his grammar in comparison to Dan Brown
Sonic Rob: that’s like comparing Jackson Pollack to an angry monkey covered in paint

FyreHaar: I bought myself a couple of romance novels this week
FyreHaar: for the stress
FyreHaar: and last night
FyreHaar: there was this guy who never drinks coffee
FyreHaar: and he drank coffee
FyreHaar: and it was poisoned
FyreHaar: and he was like: “Gah, I never drink this stuff!”
Sonic Rob: you mean me, then
FyreHaar: I thought of you
Sonic Rob: coffee is actually a sweet delicious nectar, but every time I sip it, it’s been poisoned by ninjas
FyreHaar: no, it’s delicious dirt water
FyreHaar: it’s minerally and bitter
FyreHaar: he was poisoned with digitalis
Sonic Rob: I get poisoned with analogus
Sonic Rob: ew, that looks like analingus
FyreHaar: ahhh!
FyreHaar: stop stop stop
Sonic Rob: which is what coffee tastes like, incidentally
FyreHaar: I wouldn’t know
Sonic Rob: not a coffee drinker?

SonicRob: srsly, fuc ce homme
FyreHaar: fvcce homo!!!

SonicRob: argh my butt just assploded and I’m all sweaty
SonicRob: why is this happening to meeeeee?
FyreHaar: cuz you’re sick
FyreHaar: also, TMI
SonicRob: noooooooooooo
FyreHaar: sorry
SonicRob: I’m invincible!
FyreHaar: ummmm

Sonic Rob: I want that hard counter feel
Sonic Rob: that crunch
FyreHaar: the positive click
FyreHaar: of a seat belt
FyreHaar: or a clip into a nine mm
FyreHaar: that moment of rightness
Sonic Rob: we should market a toy
Sonic Rob: that just is a machined piece of metal that makes like 4 or 5 of those
Sonic Rob: like a tension sheet
FyreHaar: yes
FyreHaar: yes we should!
Sonic Rob: I think it would sell well
Sonic Rob: there could be bits that pop out and you seat them back in
Sonic Rob: buttons to crunch, slides to move
Sonic Rob: every time you pop something into place something else pops out
FyreHaar: you mean a nine mm?
Sonic Rob: well, but not gun shaped
FyreHaar: spring loaded
Sonic Rob: a little thing you could put in your pocket for the bus or stressful times at work
Sonic Rob: we could sell a silent model that just feels clicky
Sonic Rob: and a loud one for home
Sonic Rob: any time you feel stressed, spend 5 minutes replaying one of those “field strip an M-16” moments in your head with this thing
Sonic Rob: you will feel badass and right as rain

Sonic Rob: They just switched to XP last year
Sonic Rob: Soon, they will begin moving over to Vista
Sonic Rob: They will begin feasability studies for Win7 around the time Obama dies of lung cancer

FyreHaar: sweet lord
FyreHaar: miserere nobis
Sonic Rob: noobis!
FyreHaar: OMG!!
FyreHaar: Miserere Noobis!!!
FyreHaar: This is our Guild!!
Sonic Rob: we have a guild?
FyreHaar: for anything we might need a guild/group for, we have a name
Sonic Rob: ah
Sonic Rob: wot’s miserere?
FyreHaar: Miserere nobis means lord have mercy on us
FyreHaar: or just, have mercy on us
FyreHaar: Miserere Noobis, have mercy on Noobs