FyreHaar: she’s approaching a certain age
FyreHaar: and she’s the sexiest dresser in the group
FyreHaar: what should her code name be?
FyreHaar: mutton dressed as lamb??
Sonic Rob: accurate, but clunky
Sonic Rob: “expiration date”?
FyreHaar: nice
FyreHaar: these two expired dates got themselves and a dude kicked out of dickens
Sonic Rob: for what? pubic drunkenness?
Sonic Rob: er
Sonic Rob: pubLic
FyreHaar: they were drunk at 12:15
FyreHaar: like, too drunk to serve
FyreHaar: so they started flirting with this older gentleman
FyreHaar: sent him to the bar to order
FyreHaar: I called him on it
FyreHaar: told him not to pass the drink off
FyreHaar: he did it right in front of my manager
Sonic Rob: nothing worse than a woman who tries the alcohol facelift
FyreHaar: gah
FyreHaar: fucking sad
FyreHaar: kill me if I ever do that
FyreHaar: outside of the privacy of my own home
FyreHaar: hell I don’t act like that now
Sonic Rob: “If I act drunk and flirty, it is as though I am 16 again”
Sonic Rob: “I fear the apathy of men more than I fear the reaper himself”
FyreHaar: IFTAOMMTIFTH!!!
Sonic Rob: LOL
Sonic Rob: that’ll catch on
FyreHaar: it’s like Cthulhu’s little brother
Sonic Rob: fhthagn!
FyreHaar: lol
Sonic Rob: it’s funny
Sonic Rob: praying to Cthulhu sounds a lot like Bill the Cat