Sonic Rob Has Bad Taste In Games – Last Stand

Is she gone? Cool. Let me duck briefly out of my deep-in-the-middle-of-crunch real-live-software-job and offer my perspective on the new DoW2 mode that’s coming out any minute now, if not sooner.

When did survival modes become the new light bloom? Seriously, it’s an interesting gamestyle, and it gives video games a sort of old-school charm, but it isn’t an absolute necessity. More to the point, it doesn’t automatically turn your game into Gears of War 2/Left 4 Dead/ODST/World at War/The Big-Budget Flavor of the Week. I haven’t seen it done in an RTS before Last Stand, but I never saw a time rewinding mechanic shoehorned into an RTS back when those were all the rage either, and I don’t feel like we’re missing anything.

I have to admit that I’m excited about getting equippable wargear with more stats and effects. It’s nice to see that leveling up between games will actually have a point now. But I wonder how they chose the 3 heroes they did, and why there’s no Tyranid character. Also, new race? I haven’t been able to play yet. Has anyone? Is it a palate-whetting taste of Chaos, or something else?

I also kinda like that Last Stand looks to be an online co-op mode, unless I’ve completely misunderstood it. That is something that I haven’t seen enough of in my games. More to the point, Dow2’s single-player co-op mode (oxymoronic, sure, but you know what I mean) was an absolute bitch to get going; trying to start that up with Fyre and slog through has resulted in the closest thing to a regular LAN party situation I’ve been involved in since the Clinton administration. If Last Stand works well via GFWL, it’d be very nice to see that networking functionality patched backwards into the co-op campaign. The least I’m hoping for is to see GFWL campaign co-op in Chaos Rising.

I was working on my map today at lunch when all of my save files starting crashing the World Builder. At first I was horrified at the thought that all of my work had somehow been corrupted. Now I’m hoping to Khorne that the World Builder was just screwed up by the update downloading or something. I’ll be pissed if I have to start this thing over.

Finally, I’m a bit appalled at how Relic is trying to characterize Last Stand as a faster, more arcade-style game experience. DoW2 wasn’t fast-paced enough?I can barely keep up with regular Dow play, and now they’ve made a more-arcadey mode? Fork me, there’s no way in hell I’m going to be doing anything but thrashing around like a 3-year old playing Street Fighter. I fear this thing.

-ssr

Dawn of War II: Last Stand comes out tomorrow!!

The new play mode for Dawn of War II is coming out tomorrow. View the patch notes, in all their glory!

The Fire and Sonic community is super, super juiced about this. I’ve pretty much done what I’m gonna do with the online multiplayer. It’s still fun, but I don’t feel the drive to get online every night, as I had for several months, to level up, to fight everyone I could. I suppose with mastery has come boredom. 3v3 is sort of banal, especially now that I have tasted the pleasures of Team Fortress 2.

Initial impressions of the play mode will be up this weekend, I am sure. A more detailed analysis in the next podcast.

[h/t to Destructoid]

-fyre

Chat Box

Sonic Rob: you know what I want?
Sonic Rob: I want a web 2.0 site
Sonic Rob: that spies on my Steam games list and XBL
Sonic Rob: and automatically downloads demo’s of games that I might like based on that
Sonic Rob: like a gaming TIVO
FyreHaar: G-IVO
Sonic Rob: yeah!
Sonic Rob: Call it Alfred
Sonic Rob: “your Brutal Legend demo, sah”
FyreHaar: ahh, thank you, Alfred
Sonic Rob: of course, sah. Can I fetch you a brandy, your comfy slippers, and a small fan to keep your controller sweat-free?

Dear Michael C. Hall

In re the Season 4 premiere of Dexter, the show you co-executive produce: Congratulations! Quick question: you managed to bring John Lithgow onto the cast for this season. He spends all of his screen time in the season premiere butt-ass naked. 2 seasons ago you gave us Keith “Ha, I bet you thought Wild Bill would be around longer than that” Carradine’s pale, quivering rump roast without any reciprocity from co-star Jennifer Carpenter who, to be fair, is now your wife.

So: what’s with all the middle-aged man-ass on your show?

-ssr

In Which Our Heroes Converse re: Souls, Demonic

Sonic Rob: did you read what Tycho was saying about Demon’s Souls, this RPG where you can die and then be summoned by other online players?
Sonic Rob: that sounds kinda no fun
FyreHaar: I like that being dead is just another kind of existence
Sonic Rob: but I don’t want to do what other players tell me
Sonic Rob: I mean, maybe if I can become some barely-controlled force
Sonic Rob: and they just point me at the bad guys and let me have at ’em
Sonic Rob: that could be ok
Sonic Rob: but I don’t want to be told, “ok, now you attack”
Sonic Rob: I don’t want to watch someone else play my guy, you know?
FyreHaar: yeah
FyreHaar: I think you are like caspar the friendly ghost
Sonic Rob: see, I want to be like friggin’ Samara from the Ring
Sonic Rob: like curse someone with a bad case of me and lemme go to work on ’em
FyreHaar: that would be awesome
Sonic Rob: and then give me a whole type of play where I chase you around scaring the bejesus out of you and being indestructible
Sonic Rob: I mean, make it fair
Sonic Rob: like I can only come out of TVs, or I’m slow or something

Goodbye Old Friend

Today Conde Nast announced that it will be closing down Gourmet magazine. I feel like someone just killed my aunt.

My grandmother subscribed to Gourmet, which started publication in 1941. When my mother got married, my grandmother gifted her a subscription to Gourmet until she died. That’s 1974 to 2000. There are copies of Gourmet from the 1980s that my mother used for Thanksgiving every year. They are still in the house including the one with the three chutneys on the cover that has long since ceased being meaningfully attached to the rest of the magazine. I could draw that cover from memory.

When I got married, my mom started gifting me with Gourmet. I have them piled up with the cookbooks. Some I get rid of if they are super boring or not very applicable (the Italian issue doesn’t hold a lot of appeal for a house that doesn’t eat gluten). But I read them all, cover to cover. Some really great food has come out of those magazines.

Mom and I used to talk about the latest issue. “That risotto looks good!” “Oh, with the radicchio, yeah!” We would talk about which recipes we were definitely going to make and the ones that looked delicious but way too much trouble. We would share our successes and failures in replicating the gorgeous food the magazine presented. And now that mom isn’t there to chat with anymore, I look at recipes and think “Hmmm, mom would have really liked that.”

And now even that little bit will be gone. One more piece of my life with mom taken away by a shite economy and a venal corporation.

Well thanks for nothing Conde Nast. At least we have a new cook book and the website to keep us going.

I think I hear a Saveur subscription calling my name.

-fyre

Call of Holy Crap is That Gonna Be In The Game?

The new Call of Duty 4 2 (or whatever the hell you call this game) trailer is pretty amazingly epic. Gotta admit, I was kinda taken aback at first. Don’t watch it if you care about story spoilers, because it looks like they’re blowing the whole plot open in this one:

Continue reading Call of Holy Crap is That Gonna Be In The Game?

Film Century 1.5 – 100th Film Gala Extravaganza!

Eh, I got nothin’.

Sep. 25 Surrogates – With the help of a poor man’s Jack Black and that creepy face-smoothing technology they used on Patrick Stewart in X-Men 2, Bruce Willis will murder the Internet to save his family! 97/150
Sep. 26 Whip It – Sports Movie XVII: You’re A Big Fat Pedophile, Rob. 98/150
Sep. 29 Paris – Something between fragmented and shattered. 99/150
Oct. 2 Zombieland – God bless Edgar Wright and Simon Pegg for inventing the single best genre of films ever conceived. 100/150