Sonic Rob: OK, new DLC class: The Trillionaire.
Sonic Rob: You are a clone of Handsome Jack created by a New-U malfunction
Sonic Rob: Handsome Jacques
Sonic Rob: you have a French accent now
Sonic Rob: Jacques le Beau
Sonic Rob: Your skill trees are: Wealth, Arrogance, and Delusion
Sonic Rob: Wealth skills allow you to buff your chances of item drops, increase the amount of cash the team earns, and allow you to spend cash and items in return for summonable one-shot pets and ammo crates in the field
Sonic Rob: wealth lets you spend eridium on adding e-tech effects to weapons
Sonic Rob: 1-point talent: summon vending machine
Sonic Rob: Delusion talents allow you to completely ignore reality and substitute your own
Sonic Rob: Arrogance talents allow you to irritate the hell out of enemies
Sonic Rob: Summon Butt Stallion
Sonic Rob: 1 point talent: I Fucked Your Mom
Sonic Rob: (Probably. I Mean, Odds Are I Did)
Sonic Rob: ((Chicks Dig Rich Guys))
Sonic Rob: You could have synergies between trees, like have a Wealth skills that attacks using money as bullets (Solid Gold Bullets), then an Arrogance skill called Lousy Tipper that cuts 10-15% right off every coin expense you have, including gold bullets
Sonic Rob: new class: Bonerfart
Sig Fem Seks: Badass Bonerfart
Sonic Rob: Super Badass Bonerfart
Sig Fem Seks: Adult Bonerfart was the one that got me
Sonic Rob: Mature Bonerfart
Sonic Rob: In the first game Mordecai had a tree for pistol fighting. I’d like to see that again
Sonic Rob: I quite like Jakobs revolvers
Sonic Rob: Gunzerker has 1 skill for using 2 pistols
Sonic Rob: but that’s kind of it
Sig Fem Seks: Yeah, more of that would be cool
Sig Fem Seks: a grenade tree would be interesting
Sonic Rob: mmm!
Sig Fem Seks: maybe you’re able to carry like, 10 grenades
Sig Fem Seks: if you score a hit, one regenerates 50% of the time
Sonic Rob: there are skills for throwing out 2 at a time, using them during ffyl
Sonic Rob: how about adding the effect of your equipped grenade to any melee attack
Sonic Rob: choose wisely
Sonic Rob: or!
Sonic Rob: add the effect of your equipped grenade to the first shot of each clip
Sonic Rob: I like this demoman class we’re inventing
Sonic Rob: oooooh, grenades heal allies
Sonic Rob: 25% extra chance to find grenades in boxes
Sonic Rob: ability to throw grenades as fast as you can press the G key
Sonic Rob: hold G to throw all grenades at once
Sonic Rob: hold G to drop a grenade at your own feet and be launched into the air
Sonic Rob: grenades that you throw while jumping always split into 3 child grenades
Sonic Rob: combine these 2: AIR RAID
Sig Fem Seks: – Grenades have been replaced with wheel skeletons
Sonic Rob: Grenades have been replaced with plasma cutters
Sonic Rob: Grenades now have laser sights
Sonic Rob: Grenades are now land mines
Sonic Rob: Grenades that you throw and then they hover in the air raining down fire
Sig Fem Seks: A grenade that turns enemies into dead