Dear Michael C. Hall

In re the Season 4 premiere of Dexter, the show you co-executive produce: Congratulations! Quick question: you managed to bring John Lithgow onto the cast for this season. He spends all of his screen time in the season premiere butt-ass naked. 2 seasons ago you gave us Keith “Ha, I bet you thought Wild Bill would be around longer than that” Carradine’s pale, quivering rump roast without any reciprocity from co-star Jennifer Carpenter who, to be fair, is now your wife.

So: what’s with all the middle-aged man-ass on your show?

-ssr

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