To have, to hold, sickness, health, yadda yadda yadda
You know what life partnership is?
A shared Steam account, sharing all the achievements, changing handles as the moment takes us, watching your partner head-shot a heavy, calling next round while you make the coffee. Having a partner who appreciates the fact that you have collectively played pyro for as much time as all the other classes combined. A partner who giggles when you shout out “Yeah bitches! Want some of this you fucking demo fucker?!?!?” Your partner watching you play, your dog sitting by the chair, flanking all of their snipers and killing them before you get capped by the sentry.
I had a good weekend!