FyreHaar: I bought myself a couple of romance novels this week
FyreHaar: for the stress
FyreHaar: and last night
FyreHaar: there was this guy who never drinks coffee
FyreHaar: and he drank coffee
FyreHaar: and it was poisoned
FyreHaar: and he was like: “Gah, I never drink this stuff!”
Sonic Rob: you mean me, then
FyreHaar: I thought of you
Sonic Rob: coffee is actually a sweet delicious nectar, but every time I sip it, it’s been poisoned by ninjas
FyreHaar: no, it’s delicious dirt water
FyreHaar: it’s minerally and bitter
FyreHaar: he was poisoned with digitalis
Sonic Rob: I get poisoned with analogus
Sonic Rob: ew, that looks like analingus
FyreHaar: ahhh!
FyreHaar: stop stop stop
Sonic Rob: which is what coffee tastes like, incidentally
FyreHaar: I wouldn’t know
Sonic Rob: not a coffee drinker?